Monday, October 20, 2008

I kept spamming and I won Big TIME!

I know that this blog has been seen by plenty of people looking for answer regarding the long list of spam mails stating that they have won something or inherited a large sum of money.

But for today's post I would like to announce my very first spam in life. I never thought that I would be bless by our almighty Father. For the years that have passed me by I thought of myself as one of those few people not capable of planting their seed. Signs and symptoms I have notice which have lead to a conclusion; fatigue, sleeplessness, insomnia (mild or strong), semen quality and other things. I thought that I really could never do it. But hey as this blog niche says: Keep spamming and eventually you'll have great results.

Frankly, playing the poker face all the while has lead to nothing but joy.

Since I keep spamming every night and day I will be expecting to have that great result next year.

So this is just a break from the spamming letter and wanted to let you know that my spamming campaign has paid of.

Hey life is a gamble, a roller coaster ride, "circle of trust" from Meet the FUckers.

I aint a thief you fraud!

Greetings!

URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL FOR YOU FROM HONG- KONG

It is understandable that you might be a little bit apprehensive because
you do not know me, Please forgive this unusual manner to contact you, but
this particular letter/email is of exceptional and very private nature,as by
virtue of my vantage position in Hang Seng Bank Ltd -Hong Kong i have a
lucrative business proposal of mutual interest to share with you.There is no
way for me to know whether I will be properly understood, but it is my duty
to write and reach out to you,TRUSTING that you will give this proposal a
positive consideration.

I am Mr.P. Lee a South Korean,59 years old and happily married with
children, and i am a Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd,in charge of the
International Remittance department.I will need you to assist me in
executing a business project from our bank worth US$25.5 Million.These funds
were deposited with our bank by a customer of our bank who is a
national{citizen} of your country,who unfortunately died in the December
2004 Asia Tsunami disaster .

For more on this natural disaster click on these links:-


http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_4530000/newsid_4537600/4537601.stm


http://edition.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/02/19/tsunami.bush.clinton/index.
html


http://www.smh.com.au/news/Asia-Tsunami/Tsunami-survivors-face-disease-star
vation/2004/12/28/1103996558253.html

http://www.globalsecurity.org/eye/andaman-us.htm


The deceased account has been declared dormants since 2006 and these funds
will be confiscated/declared unserviceable and turned over to the Hong Kong
government if the deceased business associates or next-of-kin did not claim
this money;since all efforts to trace any living relative of the deceased
proved abortive,i have decided that i will have you claim this money as the
deceased business associate/or next-of-kin,since you are from the same
country and perhaps have some similarities in certain areas.Everything
concerning this transaction shall be LEGALLY done without hitch,as i was
the deceased account Officer and all the relevant documents of this deposit
were kept under my care.

Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning
this issue,as i hope that you are a sincere,honest,matured person and above
all TRUSTWORTHY.Once the funds have been successfully transferred into your
account, we shall share it in a ratio of 30% for you,65% for me and my
assocaites in the bank and the reminder 5% to take care of contingencies.

I will prefer you reach me on my private email address
below:{ptchunglee@aim.com) and finally after that I shall furnish you with
more information about this operation.I am counting on your anticipated
co-operation for a successful and hitch free business transaction between
us,that will be mutually beneficial,for a start oblige me these
information:-

1.Your Full name{s}:-

2.Current contact address:-

3.Your present Occupation:-

4.Your age:-

5.Contact phone numbers{Office and Mobile{cell}:-

Please if you are not interested delete this email and do not hurt me
because I am putting my career and the life of my family at stake with this
venture.Although nothing ventured is nothing gained,as it is said,the taste
of the pudding is in the eating,do give this proposal SERIOUS AND POSITIVE
CONSIDERATION.

Your earliest response to this letter will be highly appreciated.

Kind regards,

Mr.Pt. Lee
Hang Seng Bank Limited
Hong Kong.{Asia}
Tel/Fax:-852-3017 6607
Email:-ptchunglee@aim.com ////// ptchunglee@aim.com

PS:---PLEASE SEND YOUR REPLY TO US STRICTLY THROUGH THIS EMAIL ADDRESS FOR
SECURITY/PRIVACY REASONS:---ptchunglee@aim.com


Inheritance Fraud, why why why!

From The Desk Of Barrister Ali Bello,
Weekon Legal Practitioner & Chamber.
1087 Cheang Wattana Road,Nonthanburi,
Bangkok, Thailand .

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please kindly accept my apology for sending unsolicited mail to you I believe you are a highly respected personality considering the fact that I sourced your profile from a human resource profile database on your country. Though, I do not know to what extent you are familiar with events.

Well, I am Barrister Ali Bello, a Solicitor. I am the Personal Attorney to Mr.Steve , who used to work with SIAMRAK Company Limited in Bangkok Thailand . On the 21st of April 2004, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Sukhumvit Express Road.

Unfortunately, they all lost their lives in the event of the accident. Since then I have made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client's relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet to locate any member of his family but to no avail, hence, I contacted you to assist in repatriating the money left behind by my client in a Bank here in Thailand, Particularly the Bank where the deceased deposited the US$35 Million (Thirty Five Million United States Dollars only).

Consequently, this Bank issued me a notice to provide the Next of Kin to claim the US$35 Million (Thirty Five Million United States Dollars only) in their custody within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased to claim the fund as the Next of Kin to him so that the fund will be transferred to your account by the Finance House.

Upon receipt of the fund, I will come over to your country to meet with you for the disbursement of the fund and then you and I will share the money in this order: 70% will be for me, 30% will be for you. I have all the necessary legal documents that can back our claim we will make with the Finance House.

All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

You are needed as a next of kin to inherit your brother left fund.

Best regards .
Barrister Ali Bello (Esq).